College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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