I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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