Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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