every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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