i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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