I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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