Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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