The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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