Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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