would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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