I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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