She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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