is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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