is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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