He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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