Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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