and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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