Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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