How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
NoShamevember. You game?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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