how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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