Cold hands, warm shart.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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