There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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