Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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