he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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