Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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