You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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