spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you traded sex for a burrito?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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