Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
