if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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