I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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