Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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