Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
