I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
as a side note pls kill me
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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