i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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