Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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