wat bout pragnant strippers??
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Green mimosas i think yes
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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