New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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