Non-Jews are for practice
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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