She's JV to your varsity
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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