first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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