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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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