He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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