Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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