How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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