when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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