He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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