Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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