Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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