I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She even gives head with a lisp.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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