my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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