Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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