did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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