yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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