Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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