I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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