He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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